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Famous Among Top Surgeons in the 90s
by Kindhearted Mama
Back in 1996, when the daughter of the Old Xie family, Xie Wanying, said she wanted to be a doctor, many laughed."Phoenix begets phoenix, dog spawns dog. A truck driver’s daughter becoming a doctor is as likely as a sow climbing a tree.""I’m not just going to be a doctor, I’m going to be a female chest surgeon," said Xie Wanying.Her words provoked even greater waves of disdain within the doctors' community.Relatives who were doctors ridiculed her mercilessly: "Do you know how high the admission …
Mama's Princess is Daddy's Beloved
by Scarlet_Shine
“Ms. Li Xue, you are pregnant!” said the doctor as she handed the pregnancy report that has clearly come positive. Li Xue didn’t know how to react to the news. She had come all prepared to take the virginity test and prove to the world that all their accusations were false. She was all sure that of her virginity being intact, then how was her pregnancy even possible? This is the story of a woman, Li Xue, who has worked hard to build her modelling career. She wasn’t from a rich family where every…
Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?
by Mizako
Horrible Accident? CheckOtherworldly Soul Yeeting? CheckTaking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? CheckUnable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double CheckIn the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so.But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, st…
Not your typical baby mama
by Miabella265
All Amy needed to do was get away from her pursuers. The last thing she thought she'd encounter was being kidnapped, drugged and offered to some smelly fat old man.But no, he wasn't any of that. Zach was simply a god. And he was drugged, just like her. It could be the drugs or she just genuinely found him irresistible. And to her luck, he didn't resist her when she made a move on him. When she found out how much of a beast he was in bed, she wasn't complaining. But she knew they were not suppose…
Verworrene Herzen - Die Baby-Mama des Alphas
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Dachtest du, wenn du mich heilst, würde ich dich mehr lieben?" Spöttisch packte er mich an den Haaren, während er mich zur Tür zog."Du tust mir weh, Xavier", weinte ich und schlug schwach gegen ihn. Es gab nicht viel, was ich tun konnte."Wenn ich dich jemals auch nur einen Zentimeter in meiner Nähe sehe", warf er mich gegen die Wand, "werde ich die Konsequenzen verdammen und dich töten.***Mein Gefährte und ich waren dazu bestimmt, einander zu hassen, nur ein Akt wahrer Liebe oder Selbstlosigkei…
More Than A Baby Mama: Less Than A Wife (A Vintage Love)
by Pluma_W143
There's nothing more important than love, Mila always told herself.Even when her boyfriend cheated on her and accused her of stealing, leading to her being fired, Mila still held onto her belief.For a 24-year-old young woman to survive in a big city where she knew nobody but her cheating boyfriend, Mila had to look for work elsewhere not just anywhere, butThe Montclair Club.For one night, she served as a salesperson for the launch of a new wine. As the saying goes, (In vino veritas) Truth in win…
Tangled Hearts - The Alpha's Baby Mama
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Did you think healing me would make me love you more?" He scoffed grabbing my hair as he pulled me towards the door. "You're hurting me, Xavier," I cried beating against him weakly. There was not much I could do. "If I ever see you an inch close to me," He threw me against the wall "I'll damn the consequences and kill you,". ***My mate and I were destined to hate each other, only an act of true love or selflessness from the stronger mate could set our destines on the right path but for seven ye…
Corações Enredados - A Mama do Bebê do Alfa
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Você achou que me curar faria com que eu te amasse mais?" Ele zombou, agarrando meu cabelo enquanto me arrastava em direção à porta."Você está me machucando, Xavier," eu chorei, batendo nele fracamente. Não havia muito que eu pudesse fazer."Se eu te ver a uma polegada de distância de mim," Ele me jogou contra a parede "Eu desafio as consequências e te mato,".***Minha companheira e eu estávamos destinados a nos odiar, apenas um ato de amor verdadeiro ou altruísmo do companheiro mais forte poderi…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Love So Sweet
by zetsubouaichan
The first time they met, the little boy had pulled her hair, hoping to get her attention.When they met at the kindergarten again, the boy was glad that the girl had no longer remembered the previous incident. However, getting close to her was not an easy task as the girl was always surrounded by others who admired her.Once the boy finally got the girl’s attention, his family decided to move to another country.Years later, the two of them crossed paths again. This time, the boy pulled the girl’s …
Grand Wedding Evening
by Kindhearted Mama
Introducing the new story "Return to '81: The Struggle of the Eldest Sister" – a heartwarming pampering tale, a tale of marital love, a tale of a woman's self-empowerment.That year, Ning Yunxi willingly married. On the day she took her vows, everyone around doubted the union, and her family declared,she shouldn't expect to receive a single penny from home.Her husband was an orphan with a bunch of little radish head siblings?No one believed her soldier husband would one day become a high-ranking …
This Wizard is So Unscientific!
by Black No. 2
Grounded in the Transcendent, framed by the Sequence, the Wizard ignited the Source Energy and spewed out a mist of Origin Energy.The roaring sound of steam echoed through the entire epoch!In the depths of shadow and the dark tide.Countless greedy, twisted, polluted, and deformed gazes were coveting this roaring new World.The World began to buzz with activity!A certain Wizard, however, was lurking silently in a corner."I like to develop!""Then, what is the deal with those Demon King's heads and …
Muerte... y yo
by Suiyan
Muerte... y yo######Lee el primer capítulo. Tal vez te guste. ;)
Suami Pungutan Mama
by Uvieyy
Warning 21+ penuh nafsu ops... yang di bawah umur harap menyingkir. ssssssstKhaibar. Seorang lelaki yang mencari rongsokan untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidup dirinya dan ibunya yang sakit-sakitan setelah ia ter-PHK dan sulit untuk mencari pekerjaan lagi. Ia bertemu dengan wanita paruh baya saat sedang mengais tempat sampah untuk mencari botol bekas. Wanita itu menatapinya sedari tadi lalu tersenyum ke arahnya. "Nak, sudikah kau menikah dengan anakku? Berapapun kau meminta uang akan aku kasih!" pinta…
Despertar del Talento: Yo, el Despertado más Débil, Comienzo con el Hechizo de Fuego de Dragón
by Red_Skin_Duck
```¡Actualización diaria! 9 a. m. PST----------------------En la era del Despertar Universal en la Esfera Azur, conviven infinidad de razas y dioses.Diablos, dioses oscuros y monstruos descienden al reino mortal, solo para encontrarse con los Despertados.Howard, durante su Ritual de Despertar, descubre talentos duales: Recuperación de Maná de rango F y el talento supremo: Síntesis Suprema.Mantiene un perfil bajo, ocultándose como un magus común.¡A través de innumerables actos de síntesis, forja …
Yo me convierto en la jefa bebé de la mafia
by Zehell2218
—¿De repente te conviertes en jefa de la mafia en un mundo de superpoderes y solo tienes 3 años?Ainsley Sloan, una joven de 20 años amante del anime, transmigrada de repente en el cuerpo de una niña pequeña.El padre se escapó con una mujer, y la madre era solo una madre sustituta. ¡Los dos dejaron atrás a su bebé de 3 años para gobernar una familia mafiosa de tamaño mediano!No, ¡esto no puede ser!Ainsley se vio obligada a abrazar la abandonada Familia Sloan y llevar a su familia a la cima del pe…
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
Mama's Boy
by A.C. Katt
Chase Summers spends his time writing gay romance and chauffeuring his mama around town. One day after taking her to breakfast, lunch, and four supermarkets, Chase has had enough. It doesn't hurt that he met a handsome stranger over a can of green beans and wants to explore the possibilities without his mama's interference.
Not-So an Extra
by Admirably_
Suddenly being thrown into the novel's world and possessing a pretty much fucked up character made him have no choice but to continue his life as a new identity.And just like any sane person who transmigrated into a book, of course, he would destroy every red flag that stood in his way.Yet, unbeknownst to him, every single thing he did was just wrecking the storyline more and even more; to the point that the plot had become utterly screwed, thanks to him.=====A/N: This novel is heavily inspired …
Awas, Papa! Mama Mau Membunuhmu!!
by VorstinStory
Qiao Anxia seorang assassin dengan masa lalu kelam. Suatu hari berniat merebut suami dari musuhnya bebuyutannya. Kehilangan malam pertama hanya demi balas dendam namun...yang ia tiduri adalah saudara suami musuhnya?? Richard Calvin, pria yang terkenal sebagi hero bagi para korban ketidakadilan para penguasa.Apa jadinya ketika kedua orang bertolak belakang ini menikah hanya karena seorang anak jenius yang imut serta menyenangkan ingin menjodohkan mereka. Dan anak itu adalah hasil pembuahan mereka…